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O monólogo do Screenslaver

Nunca tinha visto Os Incríveis 2. E ainda não vi inteiro, mas vi essa cena. E, num dos raros momentos de sanidade, o vilão dispara a seguinte pérola:

The Screenslaver interrupts this program for an important announcement. Don’t bother watching the rest. Elastigirl doesn’t save the day; she only postpones her defeat. And while she postpones her defeat, you eat chips and watch her invert problems that you are too lazy to deal with. Superheroes are part of a brainless desire to replace true experience with simulation. You don’t talk, you watch talk shows. You don’t play games, you watch game shows. Travel, relationships, risk; every meaningful experience must be packaged and delivered to you to watch at a distance so that you can remain ever-sheltered, ever-passive, ever-ravenous consumers who can’t free themselves to rise from their couches, break a sweat, never anticipate new life. You want superheroes to protect you, and make yourselves ever more powerless in the process. Well, you tell yourselves you’re being “looked after”. That you’re inches from being served and your rights are being upheld. So that the system can keep stealing from you, smiling at you all the while. Go ahead, send your supers to stop me. Grab your snacks, watch your screens, and see what happens. You are no longer in control. I am.

O filme é de 2018. E aí, já levantou do sofá?

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3 respostas para “O monólogo do Screenslaver”

  1. Avatar de Desmond
    Desmond

    Nailed it!

  2. Avatar de Carlos Marques

    Rapaz, discurso assustador de realidade.

  3. Avatar de ShinMegamiTensei
    ShinMegamiTensei

    Sou chatão pra disney mas achei muito foda. Talvez dê uma olhada

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