{"id":3523,"date":"2008-09-19T12:09:27","date_gmt":"2008-09-19T15:09:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ovelhaeletrica.com\/blog\/?p=3523"},"modified":"2008-09-19T12:10:35","modified_gmt":"2008-09-19T15:10:35","slug":"o-rap-dos-buscadores","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ovelhaeletrica.com\/blog\/2008_09_19_o-rap-dos-buscadores.html","title":{"rendered":"O rap dos buscadores"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>MSN vs GOOGLE:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><center><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/_w688s-AURE\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Google:<br \/>\nYour new system hasnt gotten many users<br \/>\nThey only use Vista cuz it came on their computers<br \/>\nStep to me &#8211; Ill wrestle you blue<br \/>\nMy dyslexic fans, they call me &#8220;El Goog&#8221;<br \/>\nWell connected &#8211; i got crazy links<br \/>\nS-E-O just means what google thinks<br \/>\nSmart people, they wanna work for me<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s why I jack you for your employees<br \/>\nGmails got females &#8211; on fire like foxes<br \/>\ni&#8217;m six gigs deep, up in their inboxes<br \/>\nSearch market share: 4% you<br \/>\n68 me. this battle rap is through<\/p>\n<p>MSN:<br \/>\nYou bought Youtube for 2 billion bucks<br \/>\nHe bought Youtube, the search still sucks<br \/>\nYour icon&#8217;s a joke &#8211; it&#8217;s just a doodle<br \/>\nYour name sounds like a baby retard poodle<br \/>\nYoure net apps &#8211; they&#8217;re slow- they dont work,<br \/>\nnobody uses them, they go for the search<br \/>\nI own your platform, I own IE,<br \/>\nI own all degrees of the game, 3-60<br \/>\nYou steal my people? heres the stor-y<br \/>\nI buy Facebook and jack your employees<br \/>\nYou might have users, but they&#8217;ll soon be leavin ya<br \/>\ncuz your search results say search Wikipedia<\/p>\n<p><strong>MSN vs YAHOO!:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><center><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/W9d3zEBIzB4\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/center><\/p>\n<p>MSN:<br \/>\nYou aint intellectual, I own all the property<br \/>\nyour whole board walks, while I win at this monopoly<br \/>\nI serve the world. you should ask ya momma<br \/>\ncuz Bill Gates might have been your real founding father<br \/>\nI&#8217;m blowin up, without the VC,<br \/>\nRemember it was me who invented the PC<br \/>\nYour just an upstart &#8211; you think you got smarts?<br \/>\nBut I&#8217;m the V12, you&#8217;re just the spare parts<br \/>\nCheck out the stash &#8211; the dirty leg-chaps,<br \/>\nYou&#8217;d think he would be cleaner, with all that Ajax<br \/>\nYour styles innappropriate, sites even more so<br \/>\nYahoo Hot Jobs sounds like a porno<\/p>\n<p>Yahoo:<br \/>\nYour users got questions &#8211; Yahoo&#8217;s got answers<br \/>\nYou look like a blue-man group back-up dancer<br \/>\nYou can&#8217;t fly, your design is so heavy,<br \/>\nThe only hotmail you got is when Ballmer gets sweaty<br \/>\nYoure so old and slow, youre behind the times<br \/>\nYour stock hasnt gone up since 99<br \/>\nYou must wanna get hurt, huh M-S-N?<br \/>\nYour name&#8217;s an acronym, for S-N-M<br \/>\nAre you MSN search? Or MSN Live?<br \/>\nIt takes more than changing your name to survive<br \/>\nI&#8217;m the best in the West, get it straight, ya see<br \/>\n40 billion couldnt buy you a date with me<\/p>\n<p><strong>GOOGLE vs YAHOO!:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><center><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/910fLzws7Jo\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Yahoo:<br \/>\nHis skin is so pale, he&#8217;s already fatigued<br \/>\nThe only sports you play are in my fantasy league<br \/>\nLook at this guy, hes so white that its scary<br \/>\nThis guy is whiter than Sergei and Larry<br \/>\nI heard your new motto for saving the world<br \/>\nYou do no evil, if evil&#8217;s a girl<br \/>\nMy design is the biggest, yours is much smaller<br \/>\nThat rainbow is fruity, like your free Odwalla<br \/>\nUh, and who&#8217;s countin too?<br \/>\nYou asked Jeeves for a brokeback mountain view<br \/>\nYou haven&#8217;t changed your style since 1992<br \/>\nYou cant get my name out your head, Ya-hoo!<\/p>\n<p>Google:<br \/>\nWho is this guy? is he still alive folks?<br \/>\nI thought he died with Alta Vista and Lycos<br \/>\nIm smarter than you, and you know it, its sad<br \/>\nThats why you pay me to serve all your ads<br \/>\nYou got no game, youre old like Atari,<br \/>\nI tried to load his homepage &#8211; it broke on Safari<br \/>\nTell me cowboy, do you feel lucky?<br \/>\nIm the good, hes the bad, youre just the ugly<br \/>\nTrying too hard, your design is insane<br \/>\nThis guy has an exclamation point in his name!<br \/>\nYou wanna test my manhood? you&#8217;ll see my stock rise<br \/>\nLets both lift our hoods and compare index size<\/p>\n<p>No site oficial d\u00e1 para votar: <a href=\"http:\/\/searchenginerapbattle.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">http:\/\/searchenginerapbattle.com\/<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Valeu P-Q-Na!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>MSN vs GOOGLE: Google: Your new system hasnt gotten many users They only use Vista cuz it came on their computers Step to me &#8211; Ill wrestle you blue My dyslexic fans, they call me &#8220;El Goog&#8221; Well connected &#8211; i got crazy links S-E-O just means what google thinks Smart people, they wanna work [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3523","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ovelhaeletrica.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3523","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ovelhaeletrica.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ovelhaeletrica.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ovelhaeletrica.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ovelhaeletrica.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3523"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.ovelhaeletrica.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3523\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ovelhaeletrica.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3523"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ovelhaeletrica.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3523"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ovelhaeletrica.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3523"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}