{"id":3079,"date":"2008-02-28T15:28:53","date_gmt":"2008-02-28T18:28:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ovelhaeletrica.com\/blog\/2008_02_28_perfume-da-porra.html"},"modified":"2008-02-28T19:23:50","modified_gmt":"2008-02-28T22:23:50","slug":"perfume-da-porra","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ovelhaeletrica.com\/blog\/2008_02_28_perfume-da-porra.html","title":{"rendered":"Perfume da porra"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>O &#8220;perfume&#8221; <strong>S\u00e9cr\u00e9tions Magnifique<\/strong> (Secre\u00e7\u00f5es Magn\u00edficas) re\u00fane os odores de sangue, suor, saliva e s\u00eamen. De acordo com o <a href=\"http:\/\/www.etatlibredorange.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">fabricante franc\u00eas<\/a>, o perfume \u00e9 \u201csubversivo, constrangedor, provoca ades\u00e3o ou rejei\u00e7\u00e3o total\u201d. Not\u00edcia completa na <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bbc.co.uk\/portuguese\/reporterbbc\/story\/2008\/02\/080228_perfumeexotico_np.shtml\" target=\"_blank\">BBC<\/a>.<br \/>\nHa ha! D\u00e1 para abrir uma f\u00e1brica caseira dessa mistura e reciclar todas aquelas catarradas, o vermelh\u00e3o dos absorventes, o l\u00edquido da suvaqueira e o jato daquela punhetinha.<br \/>\n<center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/img442.imageshack.us\/img442\/5407\/porrapi2.jpg\"><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Outra op\u00e7\u00e3o \u00e9 o cheirinho de buceta do perfume <a href=\"http:\/\/www.smellmeand.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Vulva<\/a>.<br \/>\n<center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/img511.imageshack.us\/img511\/8585\/vulvast6.jpg\"><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O &#8220;perfume&#8221; S\u00e9cr\u00e9tions Magnifique (Secre\u00e7\u00f5es Magn\u00edficas) re\u00fane os odores de sangue, suor, saliva e s\u00eamen. De acordo com o fabricante franc\u00eas, o perfume \u00e9 \u201csubversivo, constrangedor, provoca ades\u00e3o ou rejei\u00e7\u00e3o total\u201d. Not\u00edcia completa na BBC. Ha ha! D\u00e1 para abrir uma f\u00e1brica caseira dessa mistura e reciclar todas aquelas catarradas, o vermelh\u00e3o dos absorventes, o [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[32],"class_list":["post-3079","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-shopping"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ovelhaeletrica.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3079","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ovelhaeletrica.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ovelhaeletrica.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ovelhaeletrica.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ovelhaeletrica.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3079"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.ovelhaeletrica.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3079\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ovelhaeletrica.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3079"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ovelhaeletrica.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3079"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ovelhaeletrica.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3079"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}