{"id":18994,"date":"2023-10-04T12:24:22","date_gmt":"2023-10-04T15:24:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.ovelhaeletrica.com\/blog\/?p=18994"},"modified":"2023-10-04T12:28:17","modified_gmt":"2023-10-04T15:28:17","slug":"o-monologo-do-screenslaver","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ovelhaeletrica.com\/blog\/2023_10_04_o-monologo-do-screenslaver.html","title":{"rendered":"O mon\u00f3logo do Screenslaver"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/xvwoariHaf4?si=r_ka6nX4Hx2TZOTb\" title=\"YouTube video player\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Nunca tinha visto <strong>Os Incr\u00edveis 2<\/strong>. E ainda n\u00e3o vi inteiro, mas vi essa cena. E, num dos raros momentos de sanidade, o vil\u00e3o dispara a seguinte p\u00e9rola:<\/p>\n<p>The Screenslaver interrupts this program for an important announcement. Don&#8217;t bother watching the rest. Elastigirl doesn&#8217;t save the day; she only postpones her defeat. And while she postpones her defeat, you eat chips and watch her invert problems that you are too lazy to deal with. Superheroes are part of a brainless desire to replace true experience with simulation. You don&#8217;t talk, you watch talk shows. You don&#8217;t play games, you watch game shows. Travel, relationships, risk; every meaningful experience must be packaged and delivered to you to watch at a distance so that you can remain ever-sheltered, ever-passive, ever-ravenous consumers who can&#8217;t free themselves to rise from their couches, break a sweat, never anticipate new life. You want superheroes to protect you, and make yourselves ever more powerless in the process. Well, you tell yourselves you&#8217;re being &#8220;looked after&#8221;. That you&#8217;re inches from being served and your rights are being upheld. So that the system can keep stealing from you, smiling at you all the while. Go ahead, send your supers to stop me. Grab your snacks, watch your screens, and see what happens. You are no longer in control. I am.<\/p>\n<p>O filme \u00e9 de 2018. E a\u00ed, j\u00e1 levantou do sof\u00e1? <\/p>\n<p>Lembrando de momentos parecidos no filme do <strong>Lego<\/strong>:<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/ZhaT7F7lMEY?si=9id96LsaOFW8Oqkt\" title=\"YouTube video player\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>E em <strong>Idiocracy<\/strong>:<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/r_4jrMwvZ2A?si=T7PZlo7Kmd3HY03A\" title=\"YouTube video player\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nunca tinha visto Os Incr\u00edveis 2. E ainda n\u00e3o vi inteiro, mas vi essa cena. E, num dos raros momentos de sanidade, o vil\u00e3o dispara a seguinte p\u00e9rola: The Screenslaver interrupts this program for an important announcement. Don&#8217;t bother watching the rest. Elastigirl doesn&#8217;t save the day; she only postpones her defeat. And while she [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28,1152],"tags":[1432],"class_list":["post-18994","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-animacao","category-filosofia","tag-os-incriveis-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ovelhaeletrica.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18994","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ovelhaeletrica.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ovelhaeletrica.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ovelhaeletrica.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ovelhaeletrica.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18994"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.ovelhaeletrica.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18994\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ovelhaeletrica.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18994"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ovelhaeletrica.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18994"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ovelhaeletrica.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18994"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}